Crystal mommies rise up

By Pinkstone - 26/10/2022 14:00

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Today, my husband got me a birthstone bracelet for my birthday. I open the box and it’s a Ruby bracelet - July birthday. I was supposed to have a Pink Tourmaline bracelet since I have an October birthday. Turns out he confused me with the skank he’s banging. Her birthday's in July. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Hopefully, he gave the ***** the Pink Tourmaline one. Ruby is much more valuable, and you can use that money to hire a private eye or an aggressive divorce lawyer. I'd say the whole birthstone gem thing was bullshit, except I was born in the month whose stone is Amazon Gift Cards.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

And the fact that it's October not July didn't tip him off? The man's an idiot.

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RichardPencil 30

Hopefully, he gave the ***** the Pink Tourmaline one. Ruby is much more valuable, and you can use that money to hire a private eye or an aggressive divorce lawyer. I'd say the whole birthstone gem thing was bullshit, except I was born in the month whose stone is Amazon Gift Cards.

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lgrave 7

And your problem is your husband give you the wrong bracelet?

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

And the fact that it's October not July didn't tip him off? The man's an idiot.

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dreams2383 18

why are you taking gifts from him? he needs to be your ex- husband.

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Tisinlovewithme 2

so you know your shitty husband is ******* someone else and you’re still with him? you need some serious help with that self esteem

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