By Mr. X - 23/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Southborough

Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
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Same thing different taste

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fumanshu 9

You took the first piece of cake of someone else's birthday cake?!?!

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I wish I'd had your sisters revenge capabilities when my roommates ate my ENTIRE birthday cake while I was out of the apartment. They would have deserved it. I don't think you did. Unless...you didn't cut the piece out before anybody else was going to eat, right? Like, you didn't help yourself to someone else's cake before the party or anything?

Buy her another cake , present it to her, then toss it at her. Perhaps blueberry pie. Berries stain forever

Let's be honest, if your girlfriend was convinced that easily, she probably had her own suspicions or doubts long before this!

this just happend too me an hour ago, my gf's friend threatened to tell my gf that I was interested in someone else when that wasn't even true. I come to find out she said this so I would give her chocolate because she's on her period...

Anyone who takes the first piece of somebody else's birthday cake deserves everything they get.

Total over reaction but seriously what kind of dick takes the first piece of cake from someone else's birthday cake??

He probably opens his Christmas presents weeks ahead of time, talks on his phone in movie theaters, and waits until he gets to the front of the line in a restaurant before even thinking about looking at the menu.

I'm not gonna say you deserve to have your relationship ruined over something so petty, but I will say that taking the first piece of someone else's birthday cake is just poor manners. Don't do that.

Okay but if you took my first cake slice I'd kill you so