By poorbeauty - 10/06/2016 22:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
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WCARlover 34

Wow you are very candid with your diary...not sure why that would be something you'd want to look back on or remember though!

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Maybe try putting something simple in the first few entries next time, so anyone who snoops through it gets bored.

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alfalfalaffa 17

Oh god... Shaving your ass sounds terrifying. I can't stop imagining prickly stubble from each cheek stabbing into the other cheek, drawing blood and causing excruciating pain.... I can't see how an asshole as clean as a whistle would be worth that.

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thatsme293 28

I bet she will never read it again depending on how in depth you described the experience.

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donutcallmethat 16

F her life, maybe she will stop reading other people's diaries.

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Gngr_Grl 26

Instant karma for her snooping.

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MrsHoffman 11

Journal? That is so 1980's. Why didn't you post that on facebook including some pictures?

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screweverythin 16

Lesson learned, she won't be snooping ever again. Although, why? Why did you want to write about this?

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cornyrob 33

Did you put that in your journal so that you'd never forget, and that it was never for anyone else to read? Writer, edit thyself

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vikky538 28

If you are man it would be a hell of a story to talk about at dinner

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