Love: Today, my sister introduced our parents to her new boyfriend.... - FML

By Alice99 - 12/11/2013 17:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, my sister introduced our parents to her new boyfriend. He's my boyfriend, and he told me he was going to be out of state for a few weeks on business. FML

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Alice99_fml 6

Wednesday 13 November 2013 3:04

I feel like my post didn't have enough information. No, my sister did not know we were together. I had not introduced him to my family yet. Yes, I did break up with him. No, I did not feel bad about it. Yes, my sister ended it with him after I told her what was going on.

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MattAttack12 10

Tuesday 12 November 2013 22:37

*plot twist*

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Tuesday 12 November 2013 22:38

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ShadowStarEXE 35

Monday 11 January 2016 2:13

Glad to have read he was dumped. Your sister was good to also leave him. What an ass.

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