By Seeyounarabish - 11/07/2016 03:06 - United States - Pearland

Today, my sister pointed out a weird black mass underneath the lace of my dress. Perplexed, I looked down to inspect further and discover a wasp, under my boobs, attempting to build a nest. FML
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Seeyounarabish tells us more.

Hi OP here! I was talking with my mom and sister when the wasp somehow made it's way underneath the top part of my dress. I'm not sure how to visualize this for you guys but the top part of the dress has lace that's separate from the rest of the body so it's a bit difficult to notice if a wasp flies into that part because there's a slight gap between the regular fabric and the actual lace. Also because wasps have feet as light as ninjas. I do my laundry regularly, I just thought that the wasp mistook that part of my dress as the perfect place to start building its nest. Or maybe the wind accidentally directed it there? I'm not entirely sure. Anyways, I enjoyed reading everyone's comments and I hope that answers most of y'alls questions! Fortunately, I was lucky enough that the wasp was too confused to sting me! :)

Top comments

How did you not notice before someone had to actually point it out?

Well there's some nightmare fuel! I'll assume because you posted this that things turned out better than expected, but damn! FYL for real. Glad you seem to be ok though.

Comments

I don't think you need that dress anymore. Sacrifice it to the wasps.

abblejacks22 4

I'd take it add a compliment. Wasps like to find cool shady spots door their nest.

this was in your dress right I'm afraid you're going to have to go through your entire closet and make sure this isn't going on throughout your wardrobe might have some sort of a crack or opening in your closet