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By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 00:00 - Germany

Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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You deserved it 4 130

By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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You deserved it 19 458

By Anonymous - 14/07/2013 04:13 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 16:00

Today, I got home at 2am. It was dark but I heard my fiancé in the kitchen, so I went and kissed her, and grabbed both ass cheeks. Normally this would turn her on, but she screamed and turned on the lights. It was my sister. I groped my sister's ass. Why was she in my house in the dark at 2am? FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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PiinkVanilla 15

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:17

Well, as someone who appreciates boobs, I think her chances of getting that job may be higher than yours.

imaxmain 24

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:19

OP needs to follow up on whether they got the job or not

Comments

Garrett2818 21

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:33

Your sister a hoe!!! Can I have her number :p

winchestinalock 21

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:33

Don't people ever lock their doors these days?

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:46

Not that many people have locks on doors that aren't the bathroom.

gemstone586 12

Sunday 29 June 2014 18:00

apparently not. there's sure a lot of fml's about it... if my door didn't have a lock I'd be fixing that shit...

JBChristian 47

Sunday 29 June 2014 19:22

#15, Don't people ever knock these days?

winchestinalock 21

Sunday 29 June 2014 19:25

#80 no, they don't, that's why they have locks, atleast where I live #22 didn't know that!

thewife5 19

Sunday 29 June 2014 23:23

Do you really feel the need to lock the door behind you at all times? Sad. Don't people respect peoples privacy and personal space anymore? I don't lick any door and would never worry about something like this happening.

NiceGuysDoWin 21

Sunday 29 June 2014 23:43

Our house has locks on exterior doors, bathrooms, and the master bedroom. none of the other bedroom doors have locks on them. There weren't locks on any of the bedrooms of the 3 houses I lived in growing up.

The_Schiphtur 7

Monday 30 June 2014 1:25

I tend not to lick doors as well... But I do lock them when it could matter :)

Chibi_Kitten 24

Monday 30 June 2014 5:58

Nah..parents made sure the house I'm in has no locks on my door..I tell you..the lock was invented for a good reason

World_Burner 13

Monday 30 June 2014 13:37

Is licking doors the new trend? Hopefully y'all sanitize that shit first rofl

Nicole1225 14

Wednesday 2 July 2014 16:40

No door with locks? That's kinda weird to me, considering where I live EVERY door of EVERY house has a lock. Even my walk in closet has a lock. Maybe it depends on the place?

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:35

I really hope the man interviewing you didn't take her reaction as something you would do and let it affect his opinion on you. I also sincerely hope your sister gets her shit together.

CoGhostRider 31

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:39

I would have hired you on the spot

Kooppliii 8

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:40

So did you get the job?

kaytasha 18

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:43

Your sister certainly has an interesting aspect to her personality. It shows she is fun and unabashedly impulsive. Besides family diversity is also something employers look for in potential employees, so turn that to your advantage!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 29 June 2014 11:59

Flashing total strangers is not what I'd call fun, but lacking of self-respect and immature, not exactly the type of qualities a serious employer could be looking for. Besides, I wonder also where you get this idea that an employer could be looking for diversity in a candidate's family. Legally, they are not even allowed to ask any family related questions. I think you confuse with diversity in the candidate's professional background.