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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 12:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2015 6:56

Time to kill a bitch or at least wipe your ass with her pillow.

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Thursday 20 August 2015 6:52

What a horrible person.

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amccaul1976 8

Thursday 20 August 2015 17:48

revenge is a dish best served cold. I would film her 24/7 always have a camera on then when she does something post worthy post it in the same place. and keep repeating the process until you are even.

LilMissCanadian 22

Thursday 20 August 2015 17:59

What a bitch. I hope you got back at her.

golden23 10

Thursday 20 August 2015 18:20

U can buy elephant crap online and they will deliver it to ur door , just saying maybe if she woke up with a bunch of elephant crap on her she would think twice before ******* with you again d