Facebook, Social Media and Miscellaneous: Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are...

By embarrassed - 31/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By poorbeauty - 10/06/2016 22:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML

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By anonymous - 26/03/2013 18:31 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 20:08

Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML

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Your cat, your problem

By Ihatemydissapointmentofasister - 15/06/2021 14:01

Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML

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You deserved it 89

By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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You deserved it 57 616

Social media was a mistake

By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 10:51 - Australia

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

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You deserved it 11 308

By Sallyfromtheseashore - 01/07/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML

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You deserved it 89 662

By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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You deserved it 2 745

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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You deserved it 48 154

hombrepollo 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:17

Does he? I wanna read this groundbreaking article!

Roevera 14

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:17

I hate technology these days. Why the hell does the world need to know what I'm reading? Lets just promote stalking. I know you can turn it off but why have the option.

Comments

5HT2A 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:21

Consult with the guy whose pictures of his penis ended up on his google+, perhaps you guys can talk it out and help ease eachother's pain. No but seriously that sucks, shave your sister's eyebrow off when she's sleeping.

AyyDiana 2

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:54

Lmao Forreals!!(:

cosmosis 12

Tuesday 31 January 2012 10:15

Forreals? ... No its just a figure of your imagination!!!!

khaya 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:22

The answer is, yes they do.

swagmeout 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:23

Do they care???

ILoveMyXbox 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:28

Gynecologists are people to.

beclaurela 18

Tuesday 31 January 2012 9:39

-1 for the incorrect grammar.

ILoveMyXbox 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 10:11

Well, ****.

Slimshots 8

Tuesday 31 January 2012 10:20

@62 -1 for pointing out a mistake.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:09

-1 for incorrect username For this FML, you clearly intended to be ILoveMyBox.

Yak99 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:29

I gave everyone a thumbs down ,am i cool now?

brunomars09 3

Tuesday 31 January 2012 19:55

#103 NO

iamabamf 17

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:07

Yes.

alexh15 13

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:29

Wow. Hairy problem :P

Rddvl 11

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:59

Too.*

Rddvl 11

Tuesday 31 January 2012 9:00

Nice pun you used there.:D

alexh15 13

Tuesday 31 January 2012 9:57

Why thank you. That is very kind of you to say :)

DrMime 10

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:29

"The answer is no. No they don't."

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:40

"MIME FAAIIILLLL!!"

DrMime 10

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:58

By 'no', I meant 'no they can't feel compassion'. As for the hair, I doubt they appreciate having to navigate the greater plains of Amazonia to document the wild clitori beast!

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Tuesday 31 January 2012 10:06

Here we have a wild ******** in its natural habitat, when agitated it's very dangerous and could easily swallow me whole. I'm gonna poke it with my stick, just to see what happens.

Slimshots 8

Tuesday 31 January 2012 10:23

I'm agreeing with #18. I'm not a gynecologist myself, but I believe that pubic hair (something natural) is the least of their worries. If you need further persuasion, go to Walmart and look at some of the women that shop there.

yuzuhere 21

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:36

At least your friends know that you like to make a good, first impression.

tmd4L 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:36

I'm wondering about the Facebook comments you got.

dansco 24

Tuesday 31 January 2012 8:44

You have to admit that this is rather good lol. Wonder how long it took you to figure it out... You have to get revenge! Post her diary or texts on facebook ;)