By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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amirn86 0

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

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MegNZee21 0

I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.

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amirn86 0

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

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Youser 0

agreed, they could have killed someone drinking and driving YDI

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dakotalesmercy 6

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ronton 4

Today I decided to endanger the lives of others on the road, when I got pulled over and was mildly inconvenienced. FML

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writergirl69 0

dude, one of my best friends was just killed in a car accident. cars are big, heavy, and dangerous. don't be a dumbass because you might end up killing someone, this is serious

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ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Today, I pulled over my daughter while training a rookie cop. I was trying to teach him how to use the breathalyzer so I used it on my daughter. She tested a .15. I had to take my own daughter to jail. FML

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Miss_Represented 0

1 has it right. You're a total a-hole for driving drunk and putting others in danger. F your dads life for having a selfish bastard of a son. It's good he arrested you and threw your stupid arse in the pen!

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Aerius_fml 3

Actually, they could have used mouthwash earlier or had one of those Listerine pocket strips. Some drinks don't get you intoxicated, but do have a bit of alcohol in them.

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happypenguin7293 0

so y wouldn't he say that. I scored a .15 and was taken to jail. I didn't have anything to drink. fml.

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claireful 4

mouthwash will not make you score a .15

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giraffelovergirl 19

She could have just washed there mouth with mouthwash.

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gatorgirl7563 22

I've read the mini-stories from this website of many people who "deserved it", but you are the first person who, with complete sincerity, I can say that I am happy, relieved, and all-around glad that they actually GOT what they deserved.

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iMuffinKat 16

OP, why is this am FML? Because the police officer was your dad? Did you just expect your dad to give you a free pass for drunk driving just because you're related? YDI

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MegNZee21 0

I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.

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makz96 6

Yeah. How's this an fml? "Today, I got caught breaking the law. Fml"

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DippinGrizzly907 27

As wise a motto "live and learn" is, drunk driving is one of those things you shouldn't have to live to learn how ******* STUPID a choice that is! Alas, if you have to live thru that one to learn your lesson I'm praying to Poseidon you only kill a tree and not an innocent bystander...

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89899889 0

i agree with #3 esp. if your dad is an officer. Go to jail

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stronzo20 0

I don't think anyone has any sympathy for you. Drinking and driving is serious. Sorry dude.

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Ender_ 0

Wow way to be almost twice the legal limit. That's just stupid of you to do. Drinking and driving is bad. MmmKay.

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