Animals: Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 05:36 - United States - Mendham

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML

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By Drizztreri - 05/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Imperial

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

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Vengeance is mine

By Anonymous - 22/11/2023 00:01

Today, I wouldn’t let my sister borrow my car, so she told our parents that I’m depressed and threatened to kill myself, which is a lie. My mom is on the phone to 999 trying to get me a 72-hour psychiatric hold in hospital, and every time I say it was a lie, my dad says I’m in typical denial. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 10:00

Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML

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Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Your sister has some serious issues. Hope things work out okay OP.

cutycat136 28

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Next time she decides to pick up the gun, start recording and show it to your parents next time she tries to pull something like that so you have proof she knows how to use it.

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zergy55 7

Sunday 22 March 2015 8:48

is your dog okay?

interesting33 36

Sunday 22 March 2015 8:56

That is really psychotic - was it an accident that she shot the dog? Even if it was she still did it and blamed you, but if it was on purpose - then I think she really needs help.

interesting33 36

Sunday 22 March 2015 10:25

Your poor dog, living with someone who shot him/her

Metthew 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 10:55

I hope your parents took the gun away, irregardless of who they believe to have done it. I'm really sorry about what happened to your dog, and I'm really sorry that you're stuck with that sister. You can never pick them yourself...

flyingmind_fml 17

Sunday 22 March 2015 12:29

kick her ass and pretend to be insane

flyingmind_fml 17

Sunday 22 March 2015 12:39

kick her ass and pretend to be insane

killigan 12

Sunday 22 March 2015 13:35

Wow wish I had your will power not to retaliate... I would of shot her with the airsoft gun and my excuse (to my parents) would of been: "if I'm going to be accused of shooting a bitch, then I might as well do the crime"

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 22 March 2015 14:38

Time to cap her with it before kicking her to the curb! If you're gonna get in trouble for shooting your own dog, may as well pop off a few on the biggest dog – your soon-to-be ex. Yes, that was a lame attempt at calling her a bitch.