Animals: Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 05:36 - United States - Mendham

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML

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By Drizztreri - 05/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Imperial

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

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Vengeance is mine

By Anonymous - 22/11/2023 00:01

Today, I wouldn’t let my sister borrow my car, so she told our parents that I’m depressed and threatened to kill myself, which is a lie. My mom is on the phone to 999 trying to get me a 72-hour psychiatric hold in hospital, and every time I say it was a lie, my dad says I’m in typical denial. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 10:00

Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML

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Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Your sister has some serious issues. Hope things work out okay OP.

cutycat136 28

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Next time she decides to pick up the gun, start recording and show it to your parents next time she tries to pull something like that so you have proof she knows how to use it.

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YippeKiay 11

Sunday 22 March 2015 17:39

I've been in this exact situation, I know how you feel

KaylaTackett 18

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:27

You should secretly record her and ask her why she put the blame on you and then show it to your parents. That's pretty messed up she did that.

earthday18 7

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:28

she's a bitch

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:44

Your sister needs her ass kicked. I'm so sick of all these kids getting hold of guns and saying they don't know how to use them. Why the hell are they in arm reach, then?! Even if it's just a Nerf gun, that's still animal cruelty. That's bullshit that your parents believed her.

mine___turtles10 13

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:41

.......Megan.....

KyleLord_ 9

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:53

That is absolute BS, man.

simsgirlgem 25

Sunday 22 March 2015 22:15

I suggest letting spot bite her then when your parents demand an explanation claim that your dog just doesn't like your sister

PayTheBills 5

Sunday 22 March 2015 22:21

Shoot her with an air gun >:O

PANDORUM89 21

Sunday 22 March 2015 22:56

my brother wouldn't even dare pull crap like that with me. I would've attacked him and beat the crap out of him and when he went crying to my mom I would've admitted to beating him up, and said that I did it because my own parents can't do their job so I had to deal out proper punishment myself to not only a liar but an animal abuser. If I'm going to be getting psychiatric help its going to be for a reason.

The_Village_Idio 6

Monday 23 March 2015 0:03

Damn that's awful! I'd suggest keeping that gun hidden in your room and keeping the ammo elsewhere so she'll never get her hands on it again. After you shoot her in the leg with it and see how she likes it of course.