Miscellaneous: Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures... - FML

By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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By chumpslolo - 25/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Vandalia

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML

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By deadmedia - 30/08/2009 00:39 - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Bridezilla strikes again

By Anonymous - 29/04/2021 10:58

Today, I told my sister I felt like her friends didn't like me, since they were ignoring my questions, opinions, etc., in the bridesmaids' chat, but were all over each other's messages. She kicked me from her bridal party, saying her friends wouldn't want me at the bridal shower and bachelorette party. FML

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Shush

By Bride - 25/02/2021 23:00 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML

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By wearingashirtatthepool - 09/05/2016 00:04 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 23:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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abeastmuffin 1

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:39

bitch...

RatRodInk 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:41

get comment you have there

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Semirhage_fml 2

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:47

Tell her you don't want to be in her wedding party because she looks like a bitch in her wedding dress.

Blue_Barbie 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 9:53

Aint she a bitch!!

snipabm69 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 10:02

not our problem you're a fat pig and for anyone who comments on this nice life wasting your time on fml

CheckMyProfile 17

Tuesday 19 April 2011 10:52

your sis is acting like a spoiled brat, shame on her!!

I_See_Purple_Ppl 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 12:04

I would have said " at least I don't look like the stay puff marshmallow man in my dress", then left the wedding.

xtmc87x 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 13:07

than lose some weight fat ass

adamfangue 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 13:34

well maybe you should loose some weight and stop bitching about it.

Mogliettina 10

Tuesday 19 April 2011 14:03

Being the ass I am,I would have told her "Oh,but you don't have to worry honey,I won't steal your day.You are still the fatter one!!You will definitely be the first one to be noticed,even more so since your dress make your ass look even larger!Such a perfect choice!"Then smile and pose.As I said,I'm an ass.It's pretty useless being rude to me,'cause I always end up making the rude person being mortified.

Lady_Blaze 7

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:56

This times 1000. Catty responses ftw!

Annie443417817 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 15:29

**** her then!!!!! Or buy a gurtle. Problem solved.

hamsmum 2

Tuesday 19 April 2011 15:46

266. My thoughts exactly!

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