Miscellaneous: Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures...

By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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By chumpslolo - 25/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Vandalia

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML

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By deadmedia - 30/08/2009 00:39 - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Bridezilla strikes again

By Anonymous - 29/04/2021 10:58

Today, I told my sister I felt like her friends didn't like me, since they were ignoring my questions, opinions, etc., in the bridesmaids' chat, but were all over each other's messages. She kicked me from her bridal party, saying her friends wouldn't want me at the bridal shower and bachelorette party. FML

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Shush

By Bride - 25/02/2021 23:00 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML

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By wearingashirtatthepool - 09/05/2016 00:04 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 23:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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abeastmuffin 1

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:39

bitch...

RatRodInk 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:41

get comment you have there

Comments

tjsomethin 9

Tuesday 19 April 2011 5:56

Congratulations! You have just won a free trip to the Biggest Loser Challenge!

Bravo11 14

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:17

181 is right. You have to refer to him as his full name.

ZeroFail 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:21

what a bitch..

Gongi80 5

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:38

so much for family

cyanidesandwich 21

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:39

roflmfaoeatwswpmfpdiatp five dollars to anyone who can guess what this means

anyKRulez 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:54

Horrible sister. Well at least she was truthful.

sandi315 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:00

HAHAHAHA fatty :3

MrCare 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:07

Have you tried hitting her?

mikeiysnake 2

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:07

kinda sucks for you

ChelsBearr 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:08

What a bitch! D:

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