Love: Today, my sister told me that the only reason I like one guy...

By didn't notice for 2 years - 10/06/2015 23:14 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my sister told me that the only reason I like one guy is because he looks exactly like the guy that dumped me. I showed her two pictures to argue against it, and ended up proving her right. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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Nexa_fml 21

Thursday 11 June 2015 9:23

The heart wants what the heart wants. Usually people prefer the same look in people they date/are attracted to.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 11 June 2015 10:16

Did you go from Ross to Russ?

Comments

tranced_ 45

Thursday 11 June 2015 10:01

You're hung up on him it's time to let go!

K_kanaka 26

Thursday 11 June 2015 10:03

Eh, some people have a particular type they're attracted too.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 11 June 2015 10:16

Did you go from Ross to Russ?

morganoreilly 4

Thursday 11 June 2015 10:28

i was thinking the exact same thing ?

Blake77_fml 19

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:39

Or Ursula to Phoebe

nomrana 14

Thursday 11 June 2015 10:22

It's okie if he doesn't remind u of ur ex... just don't accidentally call him by ur ex name in any event haha

anonpbc 20

Thursday 11 June 2015 11:40

twinsies!

91hayek 31

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:08

Yesss!! So happy that your avatar is finally relevant! Still my favourite profile pic yet.

91hayek 31

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:11

Give me a pic and I'll start a facebook group for guys that look like that. Why look for other fish in the sea when I can have them in a barrel for you to shoot?

ColonelCusswords 24

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:17

Love is love and love is ******* wierd. Just go with it

CharlesEmersonW 31

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:34

You should listen to your sister, she's a family member and want's to help/protect you from getting hurt. She's looking out for your best interest. Although .... after reading certain FML's that involve family members, I do get why one might be skeptical :)))