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By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 14:20 - United Kingdom - Bishops Stortford

Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
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Ozuru 11

I feel for you, OP. We all are awkward.

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MURIKKA 11

No that's a legitimate fear. Personally, I've been known to lunge at/sick my tiger on people who beat me in bingo. You were right to purposely lose.

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thatKidzmOm 10

Then what was the point in even going play? Seems like a wasted trip!

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DocBastard 38

Old Person. This IS an FML about bingo, after all.

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Bluekaren16 19

Usually people ask what does OP stand for but you answered your own question. And come on it is pretty self explanatory.

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Michael_92 20

I can't tell you cause then I would have to kill you.

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Shrike 23

18- He means he has social anxiety and was too scared to shout "bingo". It's all spelled out in the FML, ya dumb ****.

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DocBastard 38

Easy there, Shrike. There's a very small chance that some beneficent moderator changed the comment from "What does OP mean" to what it says now. A very small chance.

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Shrike 23

Well it's still a stupid question, what with google and all that.

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goose12321 11

Obviously the person who posted the original fml that we're all reading and commenting on.

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RedPillSucks 31

Or some one was a successful troller

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laurenlovesjb 20

OP stands for original poster, as you probably know, and the original poster is the person who wrote the FML.

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Ozuru 11

#59, you disgrace me because of your username.

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kittytub 12

me too. ): sorry, Lauren does NOT love jb in this case.

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Jaxx66 21

Oh lord. "JB" means what I think it means, doesn't it?? That's disgusting. -_-;

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Bluekaren16 19

I think 59 meant to put lauren loves Bjs as her username. It must have obviously been a typo because she wrote it backwards. :P

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kittytub 12

I don't love those either ;c but i'll say I love jb- just bacon. ;)

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neilykins 29

Some people would rather not be drugged up.

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ninjadinos 14

I understand how you feel, OP, but the only way to progress in recovery with social anxiety is to go outside your comfort zone. Next time just try to push yourself to shout bingo!

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koortneyg 12

I have done that so many times. You're not the only one. Just think when you yell "bingo" everybody is wishing they were you. (:

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perdix 29

You should text the caller that you won. I'd suggest you Tweet your victory, but you probably are creeped out by having people follow you on Twitter.

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xZoeAmethystx 12

It's okay OP, one time I had to get somebody to order my subway for me :)

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briancallahan 3

We all have it to a degree. You just gotta meet someone who can take away the fears!

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ThexFroggyGirl 21

Oh, that's bad. I'm sorry for you OP. :c

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