By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 14:20 - United Kingdom - Bishops Stortford

Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
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Ozuru 11

I feel for you, OP. We all are awkward.

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MURIKKA 11

No that's a legitimate fear. Personally, I've been known to lunge at/sick my tiger on people who beat me in bingo. You were right to purposely lose.

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perdix 29

Why would you even play bingo when you know the goal is that humiliating ritual? That's why I always make myself scarce when the "Hokey Pokey" breaks out. I hate the "penis" verse. I don't want to shake that all about!

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Welshite 39

#74: You've got the PG and X-rated versions confused.

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naughtylez82 4

I feel your pain op. I also have social anxiety not to mention PTSD. Maybe you should look into counseling before it gets worse. I can't go into stores alone and I avoid leaving my house at all costs. I would hate for anyone to live like I do.

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Inediblepeaches 15

I'm not the only one who does this?

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abbasgirl 3

Aw! I can relate! I was that shy when I was in elementary school. I remember hating BINGO and dreading having someone pick me when we played "Duck, Duck Goose."

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samyyo17 0

i know how you feel. im 15 and i have a rare social anxiety called "selective mutism" but im on medication for it and its helped alot..i hope you find something to help you too! (:

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teenylovestmb 5

what medication are you on ? i have social anxiety and selective mutism :(

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iHeartRKO 5

F that! I'm shouting bingo no matter how red my face gets as people stare at me like this b*tch just won.

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rkmanak 7

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who's like this haha

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