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Awe sorry OP, anxiety sucks but try and take steps to make it better so then you can at least relax with some television!
Think about this. At least you're on the television
Now imagine the panic attack you'll have when you see how famous you've become by having an FML published.
You don't just want to watch the world burn, you actually pour the gasoline and light the match.
There are no secrets on the internet, 25.
And on the next episode of 1000 Ways To Die...
Once in a public speaking class I took, the very first day, we had to approach the front of the class and stand there as if we were going to give a speech. I nearly fainted. I was getting gray around the edges of my vision. So I feel you. Then later that semester a girl giving an informative speech about a heart condition passed out due to said heart condition. Very effective speech, that.
Stay strong op.! I've had anxiety attacks before because I've had to present in front of my class. You're not alone (:
Are you scheduled to appear on TV? If so, that is understandable. A doctor can prescribe some anti-anxiety drugs to help you, or you could just get drunk. If you are waiting for the Publishers' Clearinghouse to come to your door with an enormous check, you're nuts!
OP should get high, not drunk. Atleast if they're high they'll be in a good mood and not make a complete fool out of themselves when they stumble on stage.
Perdix, you think doc bastard will write OP a prescription?
It would be scary if you actually where... I don't think you have to worry you just got real into the show.
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Now imagine the panic attack you'll have when you see how famous you've become by having an FML published.
You don't just want to watch the world burn, you actually pour the gasoline and light the match.