Kids and Health: Today, my son had been grinning like a damn fool all day. When... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/06/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom - Morecambe

Today, my son had been grinning like a damn fool all day. When I tried to take a bath, I realised why. The idiot put superglue on the inside of my prosthetic leg this morning and I didn’t notice for nearly 15 hours. I can’t get the damn thing off. FML

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4EverMarie 24

Wednesday 13 June 2018 1:46

When you get it off you should beat him with it

thatslifeiguess7 16

Wednesday 13 June 2018 2:11

How old is he? I say military school

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Davros 12

Wednesday 13 June 2018 10:05

You should put super glue in his hand lotion.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 13 June 2018 12:19

Swear to god I’d sell his tech - all of it, phone, computer, etc - for that.

azouwa 26

Wednesday 13 June 2018 12:44

Super glue his x box. Then... don't replace it. So sorry OP. I hope it didn't break or ruin anything.

dexter420 21

Wednesday 13 June 2018 22:22

Pretty sure the glue would have dried by then

rodfergie 18

Wednesday 13 June 2018 22:43

When's the funeral?

ARMy 8

Friday 15 June 2018 0:32

at least you won't lose it.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 16 June 2018 4:09

That little shit needs his ass kicked, preferably with that prosthetic leg.

simcityguy09 19

Thursday 21 June 2018 7:10

Smack him

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