Love and Animals: Today, my estranged wife, who I am divorcing, asked me to find...

By TCRII - 13/06/2018 15:52

Today, my estranged wife, who I am divorcing, asked me to find homes for our animals. I have a dog, which I am keeping. She has 3 dogs, 4 cats, 1 pig, 3 goats, 2 horses and 54 chickens. FML

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By TCRII - 11/10/2017 22:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my wife and I agreed to get two horses. She got three horses and a pregnant goat. FML

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Furry family

By crazy dog lady - 02/11/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got evicted for having too many dogs. She expects me to let her and all 5 dogs live in my one-bedroom apartment. When I told her no, that I’d get evicted too, she said that should be a sacrifice I’m willing to make for “our family” if I really loved her. They aren’t even my dogs. FML

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By person_r - 21/07/2009 12:03 - Norway

Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML

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Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2015 01:46 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML

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By Jeimaiku - 27/09/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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Cuteness overload

By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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The doggo of our discontent

By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 2 June 2018 19:39

OP, Your name wouldn't happen to be "Noah," would it by any chance?

Vern Ehlers 5

Wednesday 13 June 2018 15:28

Offer to have a pig roast, with sides of fried chicken, and curried goat. Then take a trip to the glue factory, and end your day at a local Chinese restaurant.

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DorrieBelle 10

Saturday 2 June 2018 18:30

Is Old MacDonald still single ? Set him up with your ex and all her livestock !

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 2 June 2018 19:39

OP, Your name wouldn't happen to be "Noah," would it by any chance?

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 13 June 2018 15:56

Nah, the numbers are all wrong.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 14 June 2018 8:33

My name is No, My sign is No, My number is No.

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 13 June 2018 15:09

Tell her the local Chinese restaurant has offered to take them off your hands, bet she finds them a home herself after that!

fabs1171 23

Wednesday 13 June 2018 15:14

No partridge in a pear tree?

Spiritbird 17

Wednesday 13 June 2018 15:17

Divorce her now while you still have time. Otherwise this crackpot will raise a zoo and ask you to find a ******* jungle for them before you separate, in future.

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 13 June 2018 15:28

He stated that she is estranged (separated) and that he is divorcing her....

Spiritbird 17

Wednesday 13 June 2018 16:26

Who cares? Why to go in secondary details? Main thing i wanted to say was don't give her more time so she increases her animal squad.

littlenightowl 22

Wednesday 13 June 2018 15:23

if you have a no-kill animal shelter nearby, they should take them! I don’t know how it is where you are, but my county shelter takes livestock; definitely ask and see if they can take them, or if they know organizations who can

Vern Ehlers 5

Wednesday 13 June 2018 15:28

Offer to have a pig roast, with sides of fried chicken, and curried goat. Then take a trip to the glue factory, and end your day at a local Chinese restaurant.