By freylero - 27/10/2009 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML
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freylero 5

Basically, he's had hamsters that have dies before, and we always gave them a funeral... so I didn't want to bury him in a plastic tube so my husband gave me the job of removing the hamster....

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perdix 29

You should have blown it out. It would have been hilarious if the fat, dead hamster hit your kid like a blowgun dart. Hilarious for us; years of therapy for the kid.

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skyeyez9 24

My brother had a fat hamster. Poor lil critter was so chunky that when he crawled in the tubes, his entire body took on the shape of the tube as he squeezed along. I finally talked my brother into removing the plastic tunnels so it doesn't get stuck. When it sat upright, its little hind legs didn't touch the ground cause it's ass was so fat.

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Rarah 0

"I thinks I killed it" Lmao.

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ZeroIce 12

maybe it wanted to die being an American. Hamsters only live for about 2-3 years.

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TheTerenity 9

R.I.P the hamster, but if you think about it, a kid coming with a hamster in a tube, being smacked onto the table, it's kind of funny

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blackwidowtaco 31

Just inform him that you were trying to evacuate him so you could do CPR on him.

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heartsoflions 16

ydi for not making sure you/your son fed the hamster appropriately.

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meganmax 14

this is kinda messed up but I laughed more than I should have... I'm so sorry

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Astrobomb 21

why would you do that on your kitchen table?! eww

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