Animals: Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck... - FML

By freylero - 27/10/2009 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML

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freylero 5

Wednesday 28 October 2009 11:55

Basically, he's had hamsters that have dies before, and we always gave them a funeral... so I didn't want to bury him in a plastic tube so my husband gave me the job of removing the hamster....

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perdix 29

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:13

You should have blown it out. It would have been hilarious if the fat, dead hamster hit your kid like a blowgun dart. Hilarious for us; years of therapy for the kid.

Maxine17 8

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:09

"MUM?!" *shocked face*

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FML_FYL_2009 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:16

Dear God, man! What was the point of smashing it open to get the hamster out? Either way, the tube and hamster are out of there. Throw tube and hamster away together!

freylero 5

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:49

He likes to have proper funerals for his hamsters.

kubes89 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:12

your son is a few fries short of a happy meal

deadlyxdisaster 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:47

im sorry but this is really really really funny

BB48 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:53

Why the hell would you kill an innocent hamster? What's wrong with you?

freylero 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 10:39

Re-read the post...

meyanna 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 6:11

Easy solution: tell him what really happened and just explain that things die. He's six; he'll get over it.

freylero 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 10:41

That's exactly what I did do, so s'all good now.

Ninjaface 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:11

Hey, what's worse than ten dead hamsters stuck in a plastic tube? One dead hamster stuck in ten plastic tubes.

freylero 5

Sunday 1 November 2009 9:44

Oooh, good one.

disgruntledyouth 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 7:16

This is your son's fault for overfeeding the hamster

booshbooshboosh 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 10:51

Well, if she lets her son feed the hamster at six years old, she's kind of dumb.

freylero 5

Sunday 1 November 2009 11:41

Maybe you just know a hell of a lot of dumb six year olds. Also, may I had this hamster has lived for 5 years, which is a good age for a hamster.

MouseyN 0

Monday 2 November 2009 5:51

Your son is spoiled. Don't let him get away with a tantrum like that.

jeniilouise 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 18:30

who said anything about a tantrum?

DocHolliday_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 18:45

Oh man, that's hilarious. Please send more dead animal jokes!

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