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By teejayrn - 15/12/2012 11:48 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML

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By Llaurin - 24/01/2011 14:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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By Username - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By time to lawyer up - 20/02/2014 21:20 - United States - Forney

Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML

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Good job!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 07:24 - South Africa

Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents brand new car. FML

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By Amore - 09/12/2014 19:15 - France - Bois-colombes

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 11:56 - United States - Newburyport

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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zingline89 18

Saturday 15 December 2012 16:04

Snow big deal. No need to flake out.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 15 December 2012 16:07

Now you can have a white Christmas, a white New Year, a white Valentine's Day, a white St. Patrick's Day, a white Easter...

Comments

TipOfTheHat 10

Saturday 15 December 2012 18:17

Next project: windows on the house

perdix 29

Saturday 15 December 2012 18:37

Sounds kinda young to be having a mid-life crisis.

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 15 December 2012 19:04

To get back at him, paint him into a corner.

ktwynn 6

Saturday 15 December 2012 19:15

Tis the season! Or... Seasons!

FML_14u2c 14

Saturday 15 December 2012 20:16

How old is your son? Apparently not old enough to read that the can said "white paint"... FYL OP

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 15 December 2012 20:28

If it's a Beamer, they look sexy in white.

bobofomo1234 1

Saturday 15 December 2012 21:22

lacquer thinner will take it off and not damage anything! not so bad

lenamartinovic 13

Sunday 16 December 2012 0:53

You should have given him a 'you tried' gold star.

Teyros 24

Sunday 16 December 2012 2:21

Poor kid. He must be so down on himself, and on his money. Merry Christmas! OP and everyone

vbmg152 18

Sunday 16 December 2012 3:19

You have to be 18 to buy spray paint so, either you bought the paint & he got into it or he's an adult & you raised him! Either way, it's your fault!

chippa 24

Sunday 16 December 2012 22:50

Or it was sold to him illegally (that does happen, you know), or it was given to him by a friend or another parent. I'm sure OP wasn't the only person raising him.