Kids: Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute...

By idiot - 30/10/2010 20:42 - France

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

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By Maxwell - 04/02/2010 10:47 - France

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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By Krazydude1000 - 03/01/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML

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By rofindie - 07/05/2012 04:12 - United States - Forest Hills

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

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By OytoBeAfather - 16/05/2012 03:05 - United States - Nesconset

Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML

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By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

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By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

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By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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anorexicbarbie 8

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:27

It doesn't matter about the age, it's still not cute.

aron33 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:27

Did he win a dvd?

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aprilfacee 0

Monday 1 November 2010 7:33

hahahaha I'd make him buy you a new onee, how immature!!!!

rainybubbles 0

Monday 1 November 2010 12:18

you raised him YDI

jnpanrp719331 0

Monday 1 November 2010 22:28

you are a failure as a parent simce he is a ****** moron and you still support him

iluvme4never 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:42

kick him out of the ******* house, moron. don't bitch to the internet about it.

Willdub 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 16:41

You should not make fun of retards even if they are your own retards.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wednesday 11 April 2012 5:15

YDI for having Nick Harper as a son.

OFF1C3RSLAT3R 4

Sunday 24 June 2012 2:53

Parenting at its finest..

haydenhades 19

Friday 25 November 2022 6:18

oh wow

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