Kids: Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute...

By idiot - 30/10/2010 20:42 - France

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

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By rofindie - 07/05/2012 04:12 - United States - Forest Hills

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By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

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By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

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By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 23:27

It doesn't matter about the age, it's still not cute.

aron33 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:27

Did he win a dvd?

Comments

hairt 4

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:05

is he retarded

nikki_cream_ 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:07

How old are yuhh sheesh.!

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:59

Hahaha your son needs to grow up and kinda get a life...

xMRxPERICO 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:20

what an ass nugget :D

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:34

Discipline is in order: insert a bar of soap (irish spring bar preferable cause it smells lovely) into a tube sock. Beat him with it.

adorkable_spazz 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:32

win

Cygnus_9 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:37

wat a retard..

onelifedani 1

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:05

it wouldn't have been cute even if he was three and in a bunny suit.

KylaaKatastrophe 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:52

..... Actually it would be. Because bunnies are aweeesomeee. Just sayin'...

coolbeansuh 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:12

at least he didn't poop in it.

Asynja 4

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:29

Was he drunk?

adorkable_spazz 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:35

haha, wow, he must've been bored. make him buy you a new one. [:

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