By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 04:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 310
You deserved it 3 785

Same thing different taste

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MedChew 19

Well better practice holding onto soaps properly then

Tell him to move to Sweden or Norway. At least he would be living a stylish criminal life.

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MOL352 2

"Those who are willing to give up liberty in exchange for security, deserve neither" - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone remember when bugs bunny loved prison so much he like cried when he had to leave?

Asinger06 1
aeryn97 17

time to start parenting that kid so he is respectful.

I work in the Alberta prison's. bring him on.

If OP lived in the US, this post would make a hell of a lot more sense. Times are ******* tough man. Nearly a tenth of the country is out of a job and most of the people who do work hardly have enough to feed themselves. When we do get food, it's cheap fast food, which is terrible for us. I'd like to eat healthy, but I can afford to eat healthy... Many prisons in the U.S. receive better food than our public schools receive (I once got rotting fried chicken in high school). The sad fact is that these days prison is just a better fed life with a guaranteed roof over your head. Yeah prison is bad, but it's exaggerated on TV because what's really damaging is the fact it bars you from doing most things when you get out. If you don't see yourself having a future as a salary worker and rather a dingy little shitshack for a home(if you're doing well) prison seems like a much better alternative.

Such a proud moment for you. And he is right. It most likely will be a life long career. Good luck with that kids of your

That when you make an appointment to the therapist and/or. Psychiatrist