By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 06:45 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
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hotheadslav 17

Should have responded "no actually, I'm picking birth control for your wife" but in all seriousness it was rude for him to say that, sorry OP

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TH_Insomniak 15

I would've said "looks can be deceiving." And smiled and winked at the person closest to me, then walked out. still smiling.

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Ryukotse 7

that's terrible. I know the feels when it comes to pharmacy bull.

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haymac 13

That was a real dick move... I'll find the door...

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Lucario227 22

Takes one to know one. Sorry OP, people these days have no sense of manners.

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hotheadslav 17

Should have responded "no actually, I'm picking birth control for your wife" but in all seriousness it was rude for him to say that, sorry OP

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CrassKal 27

I'd say "Anti-psychotics" and just stare at him.

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IronMan_Mk43 20

Or "no, an inhaler for your wife because she gets very wheezy when she orgasms; but you wouldn't have known that"

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laden_swallow09 34

Nah, 34, too much work for little return.

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redhead_sprhro 10

How would they know the type with a tiny package? Sounds like they have done expertise looking at the male anatomy

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gogo44444 28

Maybe it's because he has a small penis so he would know why he needed penis pills

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rachelthelime_fml 29

Ugh, what a prick! Sorry to hear that OP, hopefully he'll be reprimanded for being rude and unprofessional

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rachelthelime_fml 29

Oh my god xD Sorry, lack of sleep does this to me xD Pay no attention to my incorrect comment guys. Thanks for correctjng me

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jttorkildson 21

Ok so first of all, even if you were getting something for reproductive health or stamina or whatever, it's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of so that guy can eff off. Second of all, what a dick. Third of all, in a way he was sort of complimenting you? I mean he saw you and immediately thought of you having sex, so he obviously found you attractive. Congratulations, you are so hot, you make straight men question their sexuality and lash out in confusion.

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