By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 04:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML
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MedChew 19

Well better practice holding onto soaps properly then

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clairelaliberte 16

Tell him to move to Sweden or Norway. At least he would be living a stylish criminal life.

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Ceruleanst 5

Few things are more alike than school and prison. If he really doesn't like being in school, he hasn't thought this through.

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MGKirby 5

Lol I live in Alberta too! That's honestly pretty smart because he won't have to do anything.

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RedPillSucks 31

introduce him to the concept of anal rape.

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bobsanction 18

At least he's thinking about his future. That's a start.

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Tiber_fml 12

How dose he plan on getting a life sentence? Killing his parents while they sleep would probably be the easiest way for him to do this. l would keep a eye on him

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Sansa_fml 38

Try to get him in a prison for a few days. Not in an illegal way, and see what he thinks about his plan after that

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thatfmlguy25 21

He's going places. Not college, but places.

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nikki151 21

Show him a doc on prisons, that should change his mind

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