Kids: Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking...

By I fathered a pussy. - 14/06/2013 22:12 - United States - Lakeland

Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 17:54 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML

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By Jim - 19/04/2016 17:25 - United States

Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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He had it coming

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 22:00

Today, I found out why my son has been working out and taking martial arts classes. It was so he could beat his stepbrother up and put him in the hospital, as revenge for stealing his secret cash supply, over £4000. I'm too old and too tired for this. FML

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By I Have Failed - 02/04/2014 20:10 - Spain - Madrid

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

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Teenagers…

By why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 00:00

Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 20:36 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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arre2006 19

Saturday 15 June 2013 5:26

E-thugging backfired bigtime

chanellgymnast 17

Saturday 15 June 2013 5:30

Your username gives this FML justice.

Comments

alxpilk 8

Saturday 15 June 2013 20:21

Most people challenging someone to a fight online are *******.

LeeCards 8

Saturday 15 June 2013 20:23

He's been getting too in touch with his inner champion. Probably for the better he drops League of Legends for a while.

Aero220 16

Sunday 16 June 2013 1:01

"You wanna go? Here's my address, I'll be the one hiding behind his mommy!"

pattayarick 8

Sunday 16 June 2013 1:14

Find that online person and let him know where your pussy, I men son, is. Adopt him after he kicks your son's ass

Axel5238 29

Sunday 16 June 2013 3:21

Wow I still find it hard to believe someone in this day and age is dumb enough to post their address online. Hopefully, this teaches him a lesson.

greggly123 6

Sunday 16 June 2013 3:32

That's what he gets for being a telephone tough guy. Next time it'll be someone in person and they'll break his jaw

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:32

you didn't father a pussy, you fathered a moron.

prince503 3

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:00

I would contact the guy online and tell him where to figure and my son. and then open up a bottle of jack and watch :)

Frenchtony 17

Monday 17 June 2013 0:38

Just saying but I'm 6'3 and 220lbs Israeli champion of krav'maga, if any of you ******* is feeling lucky come to my address ! 112 fake-lier st. New York, California Australia.

ChuckNorris2 4

Monday 17 June 2013 9:36

I would suggest kicking the kid out and making sure he fights and gets his ass kicked, so he won't pull that again. Seriously, internet tough guying it up is not cool.