Kids: Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the...

By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:36 - Poland

Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 05:03 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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By Nxydolli - 29/04/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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By nosrepamai82 - 26/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 14:08 - Canada - Fort Frances

Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML

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My electronic life

By Fuck my actual life - 18/06/2022 18:00

Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML

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By drurbanXVII - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

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By Single - 19/08/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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Saturday 4 January 2014 1:06

How did the painting turn out?

Dom_Olivares 12

Saturday 4 January 2014 1:07

I could see him slowly turning around and smiling at you.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 January 2014 1:49

Just a dream if his I assume...hope all goes well...keep a fire extinguisher nearby...

antonia789 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 2:06

Well, you could try family counseling..

olpally 32

Saturday 4 January 2014 2:36

Some family, huh? Family meeting, NOW!

Brightbulb 39

Saturday 4 January 2014 4:20

hate to say this OP, but i think it is time for a serious family meeting. i had a sim graveyard of 45, my parents ignored it so i took my aggression out in very unproductive ways. im better now though heh heh

daniel_2209 12

Saturday 4 January 2014 4:26

Who has never set a Sim on fire before throw the first rock!

JazNim17 18

Saturday 4 January 2014 17:08

Does it count if I've had a sim catch on fire but it wasn't on purpose?

PianoVibes 6

Saturday 4 January 2014 4:27

That's really shitty but its hilarious. FYL OP !

AyeJay101 25

Saturday 4 January 2014 4:30

If your wife could care less about you, and your son wants to kill you in some ways... Is it possible that you may not be the best dad/husband? I'm just saying...