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By sirradel - 19/08/2013 23:15 - United States

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML
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OP here guys! Just for your information, I'm a woman and my spouse is a man.

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blackvyper 8

There is no passion comparable to a man and his Buffalo Wings.

OP here guys! Just for your information, I'm a woman and my spouse is a man.

this is strange, i know you are the OP, but it isnt blue.

well then sweetheart, grab some blue cheese or ranch dressing, dip his bone in it and try to suck all the meat off it. bet he won't complain after that. let us know his reaction.

its pretty bad if your spouse has to fight some wings for your affection

Wings will always be there for you. On those cold, lonely night...hot wings will keep you warm. On those dry hot days, the ranch and bleu cheese will fill you up and not let you down. There is a bond shared between one and their wings...a passion that can neither be transferred, nor intruded on. For love of the wing.

cover her in Buffalo Wings, that sounds fun, I'm hungry now