Money: Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me.... - FML

By _TaToRtOt_ - 18/07/2011 13:08 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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NAU_future 7

Monday 18 July 2011 19:11

On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.

nicobington 1

Monday 18 July 2011 19:12

PARTY!!!!

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Bekeliyr 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:05

At least you have a dad who actually knows how to party :]

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:14

whats fireworks without a sombrero

KodyTheCannibal 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 14:37

AMERICA, **** YEAH!

AlejandraaxD 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:39

Nothing better than a sombrero!

rockerguy73 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:31

4th of July done right

rockerguy73 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:31

4th of July done right

chizzle91 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:48

If it makes you feel any better, my mom stole $7,000 dollars from me that was supposed to go towards my wedding. It all went to concert tickets, gas for her truck, clothes, and her cell phone bill. I have two options, a.) take legal action against it, and get maybe 7,000 back, or b.) keep my mouth shut because as long as she claims me as a dependent I get free tuition at a $40,000 per year school. Yeah.

skyorpia101 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:55

If that were my dad...........let's just say he would not live to see the next day

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:26

Face it, he probably made better use of it than you would have.

LASERZ7 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:29

win

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