Money: Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me.... - FML

By _TaToRtOt_ - 18/07/2011 13:08 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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NAU_future 7

Monday 18 July 2011 19:11

On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.

nicobington 1

Monday 18 July 2011 19:12

PARTY!!!!

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canucks92 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:57

that's pretty low

2muchDUCKS 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:02

your step dad bought the booze, fireworks, and a mexican hat. i see a win for the both of you

kaykay9080 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:19

Your dad seems pretty damn awesome, I have to steal bud lite from mine, so stop complaining you bitch.

AMart65 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:27

sounds a lot like dumb and dumber lol

candice79_fml 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:48

your step dad knows how to have fun

electricmaster 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:06

POR QUE!?

danielle39 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:52

poor u abd ut was ur savings!!!!! isnt ut agenst the law to buy fireworx without a permit????? and i dont mean any harm i am dumb so i have no clue

DMC_Hotness 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:58

FYL for not having spent it on those things originally.

xGolBLiiN 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:04

im sorry if im trolling :( but isnt it supposed to be "he spent it on alcohol, etc"

megaaann_fml 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:54

Sounds like a great party.

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