Money: Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me.... - FML

By _TaToRtOt_ - 18/07/2011 13:08 - United States

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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NAU_future 7

Monday 18 July 2011 19:11

On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.

nicobington 1

Monday 18 July 2011 19:12

PARTY!!!!

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tyty22796 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 4:31

why be mad at him? go join him! get drunk, and shoot some fireworks with some mexicans..you'll fit right in with that sombrero

HelloHazzie 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:45

Money well spent. but look on the bright side, you can tape him dancing around drunk in a sombrero!

doktorjackal 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 11:19

areba!!!

canadianpride 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 8:32

sounds like something Charlie sheen would do

ArentICute 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 8:45

Money well spent.

lalove96 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:30

wow, your mom picks loser fyl for numerous reasons

dcarsg 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:34

MEXICAN PARTY!!!!!!

ndhin831 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 23:50

that's a recipe for a good time!

needsagf14 12

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:03

it's the return of the urban sombrero

NeverGiveUp97 6

Monday 25 July 2011 2:45

sounds like a good time

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