Miscellaneous: Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery....

By buttuglyforeveralone :( - 05/07/2013 21:37 - United Kingdom - Treharris

Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2019 01:00

Today, I mentioned to my family that I was sad about the fact that I was thirty-five years-old, single, and had no children. My father piped up from the next room, "What man in his right would want your lopsided tits, fat thighs, and fucked-up nose in their gene pool?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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Prepper

By suze44 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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By radiant - 22/01/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML

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By SheWentCrayola - 17/10/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 22:01 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML

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By cheerbabeXoXo - 29/06/2013 21:49 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe

Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML

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By ouch. - 25/09/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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PaigeLeeAnn11 23

Saturday 6 July 2013 2:49

Your step-dad is a dick.

Wittledinosaure 7

Saturday 6 July 2013 2:49

He's looking out for your future. What a great guy.

Comments

JoshuahColins 19

Saturday 6 July 2013 4:40

I bet you're absolutely gorgeous :)

buckdharma 37

Saturday 6 July 2013 4:44

Looks like your mother has poor taste in men. How you carry yourself and personality is what makes you attractive op.

brittyboo123 35

Saturday 6 July 2013 4:51

Don't let what he says get to you, OP. I'm sure you're very beautiful! (:

anniefml 1

Saturday 6 July 2013 6:17

F*ck Him!!!!! He needs to be slapped in the face with a dick, because that is the type of shitty person he is!! You stay real, you are beautiful the way you are!!!!!

angelitared 27

Saturday 6 July 2013 6:21

Your face can't be that bad....of can it?

Setareh23 34

Saturday 6 July 2013 6:21

What an ass. He insulted both you and your mother too (snide remark about her bad genes).

Dame84 6

Saturday 6 July 2013 6:24

A bit harsh and bit humorous at the same time

mariab2898 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 6:28

He sounds like a wonderful man.

amifaiyaz 12

Saturday 6 July 2013 6:40

What a terrible thing to say, ignore his sorry ass.

OverBlossomed 21

Saturday 6 July 2013 7:38

I wouldn't let even my real father speak to me that way! If I'd been OP, that comment would've been followed by a string of very unpleasant words. Ignore him, OP! He's just an idiot.