By buttuglyforeveralone :( - 05/07/2013 21:37 - United Kingdom - Treharris

Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML
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Wittledinosaure 7

He's looking out for your future. What a great guy.

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jw90 18

Well depending on if you want to take it as constructive criticism or just plain mean will determine the outcome.

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ksks1234 33

Why do people use # for everything?! Shouldn't this be reserved to just twitter?

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ghil_fml 7

awww... what a dad lol..

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fml0505 22

You know people can still see on blind dates, right? Blind dating on the other hand, could be something worth looking into.

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worldclassrager 39

Is he sure his genes didn't do that to you? If you have had a previous relationship you don't need it and you probably have someone looking for you...

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MzZombicidal 36

He's her step-father. So, yeah, he's sure his genes had nothing to do with it.

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titibug823 11

So your step dad insults you, and insults your mother by saying she gave you crappy genes? Yeah, he's a real keeper....

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pinguino3669_fml 23

Well if your dad married your mom and thinks that about her, he must not really mind.

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Shorty777 4

Did he just call your mother ugly??

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