By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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ughno 0

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

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canzo378 0

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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PsychoMerk 0

what'd you do it for?*****!!! I really hope you beat the shit out of her, regardless of the "respect your elders" bullshit -_-

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deadsrs 0

Next time tell your mom you aren't a **** because you and fido are waiting till marriage to know eachother in a biblical sense. That will shut her up for siee

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underpaid011 0

let's give her a real reason to call you a ****! I'll dress up in a dog costume and......

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karinerz 0

I don't see how your male dog seeing you naked is a problem. It's not like an actual male human is seeing you naked. I undress infront of my female dog, that does not make me a ****. Your stepmom just dislikes you then, considering there's nothing wrong with what you did. And by the way, how would she know....?

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lezzyluver 0

Girl ur such a lesbian!!! but don't worry I am too!!!

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saranottelling 7

Are you sure it was ****? Bitch seems more appropriate.

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PsychoMerk 0

Is she the mother of Jacob (sharkboy) by any chance? if so, you little ***** ;)

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Twilight: The Porno It's the ultimate in ********** win :D

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PsychoMerk 0

"a story about a mentally disabled and emotionally unstable girl who must choose between *********** and necrophilia" >_>

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Ajjas013 6

Edward will bite your cooch! VAMPIRE ******!!!!

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PsychoMerk 0

argh!!!!! did u know there's actually a sparkly twilight *****?? >_> you can actually stick it in the fridge for that cold,vampire feeling e_e

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Ajjas013 6

The hell? I got moderated for calling the Twilight ***** gay? Ok lol.

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Ajjas013 6

I might see it in use... No thanks O_O

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epoh_fml 0

I wonder if I could refrigerate my regular ***** for that cold feeling . . . that would be quite an interesting experience, I imagine ;)

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Freeze_fml 16

Your regular *****? Actually, I don't even want to know.

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epoh_fml 0

my regular ***** ie not a twilight *****, just a regular ***** lol

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quietlytearful 0

what's a "*****"? >.> I'm really confused...

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PsychoMerk 0

:x that's a great question... but... u have a regular *****? o_O what happened to good ol fashioned male hookers??

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Combat_Mushroom 3

shitty but thats what happens when u live in texas

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FarSide 22

That's the best comment you could come up with?

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canzo378 0

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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