Animals: Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut... - FML

By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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ughno 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:36

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:11

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

canzo378 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:32

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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candy1 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:53

sorry but she's a dumbass, poor to be you

brandibee 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:59

tell ur dad or something. get back at her. put honey on her when Shes sleeping haha idk

ashylarry 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:03

next time pet the dog instead of shoving his dick up your pussy

bigpapi210 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:03

maybe she was just playing. step parents have a twisted sense of humor. : /

namezox 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:16

@ #175- bitch, are you dumb? "for an hour". @OP, you should learn to step up for yourself. I wouldve decked her right in the face and accuse her of touching you.

honestlove11 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:06

wow. 'lezzyluver'? fake or creepy profile? hmm..

dacman48 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:12

and thats why i hate step parents

Nic_hole 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:14

wow haha

BigBoii123456 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:15

*****

chorusofangels 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:26

well gotta start somewhere.....

twistedavalon06 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:29

lame.

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