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By SiegFail - 23/11/2017 05:00

Today, my students are asking friends and family to come to a charity event. That would be all well if they weren't constantly mixing up "Rally Against Genocide" and "Support Genocide Victims" and telling everyone to come to the "Rally to Support Genocide". FML

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Today, I found out that when I thought the bullying had finally stopped, the bullies had actually been sponsored to be nice for charity. FML

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By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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By Q strikes again - 03/07/2022 00:00

Today, I introduced my two crazy friends who are both into QAnon to each other. It went so poorly that now they fight online over who has better facts, and they both complain to me about the other. FML

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By Heather - 03/01/2023 15:00

Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML

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tonyfan00 38

Thursday 23 November 2017 5:56

That one kid named 'Adolf' knows <I>exactly</I> what he's saying...

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 23 November 2017 6:04

Here comes the Fourth Reich!

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 23 November 2017 5:18

Did they show up with their tiki torches and Make America Great Again hats?

BanjoCheeseGuy 26

Thursday 23 November 2017 5:19

Who’s to say they’re mixing it up?

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 23 November 2017 5:56

That one kid named 'Adolf' knows <I>exactly</I> what he's saying...

articwolf2 17

Thursday 23 November 2017 5:57

Could always do a massacre-aide style fundraiser, I'm sure it'd make a killing! Food at those are usually to die for...

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 23 November 2017 6:04

Here comes the Fourth Reich!

manb91uk 22

Thursday 23 November 2017 8:25

Well Genocide was an amazing band back in their day... Oh wait, that was Genesis. Yeah, you’re ******.

Ladisa 28

Friday 24 November 2017 1:47

Are you ******* sorry?!

Lalala579121 27

Friday 24 November 2017 6:53

I did Nazi that coming...

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