By TonyTalkingClock - 04/11/2014 12:48 - United States - Haverhill

Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML
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TonyTalkingClock 11

OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.

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WCARlover 34

As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge

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Enkeria 30

Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)

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bellles 18

Haha the first thing that came to mind after reading this was Elf

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YellowKettleBell 31

Marge, Tell Bart I Just Want To Drink A Nice Glass Of Syrup Like I Do Every Morning. -- Homer Simpson

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TrueBlueTardis 11

Welcome to the club! Personally, I prefer chocolate chips, frosting, and whipped cream, but same difference.

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Pauline96_fml 20

Don't worry unless you start eating spoonfuls of sugar, or worse, sugar cubes

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Izabel12 7

Reading this gives me diabetes. -Shivers-

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