By TonyTalkingClock - 04/11/2014 12:48 - United States - Haverhill

Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML
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TonyTalkingClock 11

OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.

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Top comments

WCARlover 34

As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge

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Enkeria 30

Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)

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Comments

MsMourningStar 22

Are you Canadian?

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LittleMissShadow 16

As someone who will eat an entire bottle of honey in a day... I approve

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BanAnnalee 12

you got to do what you go to do. no shame.

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soulreaper12296 28

That's ok, I've eaten 2 tablespoons of sugar before.

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Kristoffer 35

Was it genuine maple syrup, or flavored corn syrup? If the former, I applaud your choice of syrup. If the latter, that's not much different than drinking soda.

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noreallywhat 17

You lie when you say you were in the United States you're in Canada

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TonyTalkingClock 11

OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.

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thatoneninjadude 14

I'm guessing you've done this already but try putting it on waffles, It's much better that way.

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jthmtwin 16

Woot hello fellow masshole, and the only way to go is with real maple :)

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KyleUnderhill 9

this isn't even that bad so what you drank maple syrup it's not a big deal maple syrup is good and made to be consumed

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blackonblight 32

100% pure maple syrup? That stuff is really strong on the sugar, and usually thinner than the artificial kind. A little goes a long way. I've been tempted to try using it to sweeten my tea when the honey is rock solid, but haven't yet dared. Plus it can be expensive.

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