Miscellaneous: Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I... - FML

By TonyTalkingClock - 04/11/2014 12:48 - United States - Haverhill

Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML

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TonyTalkingClock 11

Tuesday 4 November 2014 21:36

OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.

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WCARlover 34

Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:55

As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge

Enkeria 30

Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:54

Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)

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ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 5 November 2014 18:23

I hope you're at least using real maple syrup, not maple-flavored corn syrup like most are nowadays.

jadzilla 1

Wednesday 5 November 2014 19:03

been there and done that

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 7 November 2014 4:56

Wow, and I thought I had a killer sweet tooth. I'll eat anything with sugar, but taking a swig of syrup from the bottle? Even I wouldn't go that far. Yikes!

blackonblight 32

Friday 7 November 2014 6:54

Are we talking corn syrup with maple flavouring or actual maple syrup? 100% maple syrup is something you only need a teaspoon of to be heading for sugar coma.

Parvati48 15

Friday 7 November 2014 20:23

Haha I can't decide whether this is gross or yummy. I like Maple syrup and will sometimes wipe the plate with my finger after eating pancakes or waffles and lick my finger clean but the idea of swigging it from the bottle kind of grosses me out. :/

CanadianTendy 4

Monday 10 November 2014 19:03

I do that all the time! Nothing wrong with that. We Canadians drink it like wayer

PhoenixMartinez 30

Saturday 13 December 2014 14:37

You like sugar, huh? Is there sugar in syrup? Yes. Then YES!

Jburky_10 15

Friday 30 January 2015 0:54

Buddy the Elf!

Cavsfodawin 21

Thursday 30 June 2016 22:48

This would be so much funnier if you were Canadian

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