By TonyTalkingClock - 04/11/2014 12:48 - United States - Haverhill

Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML
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You deserved it 12 278

TonyTalkingClock tells us more.

TonyTalkingClock 11

OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.

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Top comments

WCARlover 34

As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge

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Enkeria 30

Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)

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Comments

AnOriginalName 19

You just went full Canadian. Never go full Canadian.

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eleven22 11

One, why not? Canadians are awesome. Two, OP is definitely not full Canadian because it clearly states that he is American.

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starile 19

Friends, he was making a movie reference. Tropic Thunder, "That ain't retarded. YOU went full retard, man. Never go full retard."

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skittyskatbrat 19

I have reached the conclusion that a whole lot of people have never seen Tropic Thunder. Good one :D

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jakeSpn 3

#45 was saying that Canadians pronounce the word "sorry as "soar-y"

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rocker_chick23 27

I have caught my husband doing that when I make maple syrup candy for my sons. You're not alone.

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ShitNotAgainn 13

Dude take it from a fellow sweet toother it only gets worse from there

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DenverTyrrell 13

HEY! There's nothing wrong with that! Right guys... :S

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rocketiquette 20

When I first started dating my guy, he cooked breakfast for me and I like dipping sausage in syrup. The only small ramekin like dish he had at the time were ninja turtle shot glasses. At the end I asked if he would judge me if I drank the rest of the syrup. We clinked our glasses together and down the hatch it went. Definitely not judging!

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jenjen2633 17

I'm known to be able to eat spoonfuls of raw sugar so it could be worse.

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sousaphonist 14

my mother and I have done shots of boysenberry syrup out of chocolate cordial cups

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