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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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Friday 3 April 2009 23:52

Oh god, that would HURT.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:50

awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.

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Skorne 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 10:32

Don't you mean, he PUBICLY pulled out your tampon?

gummybeard222 0

Monday 23 May 2011 17:37

Ewww haha FAIL!

impurple18 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:35

That sucks ass. Iv always been afraid that'd happen to me.

sherriebaby 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:31

I get paranoid about that happeneing!

doughd00d 1

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:36

oh god.. quite a show that must've been.

nevetsmv 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 21:31

did he shove his thumb in u to replace it ?lmao

Gman0771 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 21:23

Your boyfriend is a tard!!!!

savigirl97 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:28

thats terrible. I saw that happen at the beach to some girl I felt terrible for her.

xxehoops14xx 0

Monday 6 June 2011 3:50

Either way y in the hell would ur bf pull a string from ur bikini bottom publicly anyway!

fml98kevin 4

Monday 6 June 2011 6:22

am i the only person thats wondering y her BF pulled the string anyway? i mean, u dont just pull it like that.

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