Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed...

By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By Puddlepop - 01/03/2016 09:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML

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By shreking_bawl - 14/11/2014 18:39 - Norway

Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explainable stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML

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By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Heretique - 09/02/2011 09:30 - Norway

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

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By WTF? - 03/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML

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MathewBlack 14

Wednesday 5 September 2012 22:23

Obviously you're to good at debating...

theslimshadylp 6

Wednesday 5 September 2012 22:23

Looks like we got the third and final Antichrist here.

Comments

sweetmama88 6

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:06

You did very well , no sense complaining!

Austyn57 1

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:11

hail hitler !!!!! lol...she was werid dnt worry about her

captainburke 5

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:27

You should be able to choose your side in a class debate **** that teacher

giraff3 9

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:28

It might be me being sadistic, but i love to argue and be hated on for it becuz it makes me feel like i won

chisty87 16

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:31

Heil Hitler....

carminecris89 13

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:31

Sounds like you did an amazing job.

jacobjames11 5

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:35

Well, you were assigned the "obviously wrong point of view", and as a good student, you followed through. The teacher is being rude (unless he/she/it was teasing and having a little fun, but I doubt it) and you deserve a good grade, due to your efforts and seriousness. Most students would laugh and be all immature. I'm proud of you!

bethanybunny_fml 4

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:38

Regardless of the horrible things Hitler stood for (I'm not as familiar with Napoleon), he was an exceptional speaker and clearly had followers. I hope she meant that part at least towards you.. ._.