Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the...

By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 06:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

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You deserved it 8 039

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By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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You deserved it 5 014

By allergic_to_bull - 08/10/2014 18:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

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You deserved it 4 261

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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You deserved it 38 837

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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You deserved it 17 493

Give me a break!!

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 20:00

Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML

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You deserved it 246

RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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You deserved it 1 791

By Donewithit - 02/06/2015 13:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML

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You deserved it 2 299

MVP

By anonymous - 10/09/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML

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You deserved it 3 368

By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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You deserved it 20 999

damn_all 22

Tuesday 13 August 2013 12:03

What a bunch of ass wads. I hate how rude people can be these days

Kalipczo 21

Tuesday 13 August 2013 12:08

That's pretty rude, but maybe there's a reason behind why they did it? Are you the type of student who pushes all the work onto others when it comes to groups? If so I understand why they did that, I hate those kind of people. :3

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natywantspeace 7

Wednesday 14 August 2013 5:26

None deserves that, and it was rude and extreme. But things happen sometimes to help us reflect on ourselves and improve. Why did they? Was it personal? Hygiene? Are you bossy and mean? Or lazy and clownish? Take it as a chance to improve some social skills :)

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Wednesday 14 August 2013 6:14

There is obviously a backstory here. You can't possibly be ignorant of why the whole group seems...repelled by you. Care to chime in, OP?

ni0ve 9

Wednesday 14 August 2013 6:16

lol daaamn

FTWFMLFuckIt 7

Wednesday 14 August 2013 7:25

you really broke my heart :(

Ins0mau 20

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:52

I love how everyone assumes it's O.P's fault. Cause, you know... School kids definitely can't be arseholes for no reason! People tend to follow groupthink in school. There is social hierarchy and it's seldom due to anything more than superficial reasons.

rdenkewicz 11

Thursday 15 August 2013 3:22

Maybe they hate each other?

circlelranch69 1

Thursday 15 August 2013 13:44

I bet your one of those people who knows everything

Games1219 6

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:22

My life story

nick3600 22

Monday 20 January 2014 20:03

Maybe you should stop being a shitty person then

ByeTech 10

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:27

Part of me feels bad because that was really rude, but another part of me thinks that maybe you aren't the most pleasant person to be with and maybe don't realize that yourself. I understand not being popular, I certainly wasn't when I was in school. But if pretty much EVERYBODY hates you, it can't only be their fault.