Health: Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after... - FML

By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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By EpicFail - 11/01/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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By marbles - 02/06/2022 12:00

Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2020 18:00

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 04:59 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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kyuubi1 14

Saturday 4 October 2014 12:09

yea the acne in her womb

llamarrama01 21

Saturday 4 October 2014 12:09

Maybe it's time to have a certain talk with her.

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kittylevin 8

Saturday 4 October 2014 12:51

Either she meant birth control (that does help acne) or she needs that morning after pill and feels ashamed about it. Either way, you gotta talk to her about something.

Just_A_Tree 20

Saturday 4 October 2014 12:57

Wow! Her boyfriend must stress her out a lot, cause it seems as though her acne really acts up shortly after he leaves the house.

iireenee 23

Saturday 4 October 2014 13:06

just give it to her. Yeah she had sex, can't change that anymore huh? But i guess you don't want to be a grandfather soon so just buy it. And if it's really for her acne ( or at least not he morning after but the contraception pill ) give it to her, she might be very insecure.

somewizdom 15

Saturday 4 October 2014 13:15

You should get her one in case it's already the morning after.

ostfaiz 18

Sunday 5 October 2014 4:34

waaow! sexy display picture, never found mouse so playful hence i enlarged it n checked it..lol

stargirl_95 24

Saturday 4 October 2014 13:19

She might have confused the morning after pill with the birth control pill. It's perfectly possible that her school's sex ed is shitty and they didn't properly explain the difference between the two. If she really does mean the morning after pill get it for her first and then have a serious talk about sex and contraception with her

liza1922 7

Saturday 4 October 2014 13:32

better fake acne than a real grandchild

lordlamb 9

Saturday 4 October 2014 13:44

The funniest thing about this post is that it does control acne in women

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 4 October 2014 14:15

The contraceptive helps with acne not the morning after pill.

maffy11 16

Saturday 4 October 2014 14:14

An ignorant teen is far better than a pregnant one...

vikky538 28

Saturday 4 October 2014 14:25

buy the pill just in case and then its time for some serious talk...

Mooshy94 3

Saturday 4 October 2014 14:41

Yeah..and I smoke crystal meth for my tummy aches -_-

ShadowlessSpear 21

Saturday 4 October 2014 15:13

Can I get some?

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Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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