Health: Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice....

By PixieWrists - 13/03/2012 17:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mmromig - 08/02/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

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You helped her see the light

By losercancer - 23/04/2021 23:30 - Georgia

Today, my girlfriend left me, saying she'd started to appreciate herself more with the help of a therapist. That I paid for her to visit. FML

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By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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By ohdang - 01/03/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

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By NeoDepressed - 31/03/2019 12:00 - Czech Republic

Today, my parents screamed at me for cutting my wrists. They asked me if I wanted a therapist. I said that I didn't know. Then my mom said, "But wait, it's going to cost a lot of money!" FML

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By mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured

By Anonymous - 01/06/2022 14:00 - Australia - Epping

Today, I went to see a certified trauma specialist for my PTSD. I saw her for 35 minutes of my hour-long session because she ran late with the patient before me, and then kicked me out early. Her expert treatment plan? "Just don't think about it." I paid $260 for that. FML

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Emotional

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 06:00

Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML

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By Josh - 27/09/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

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Not helping

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 15:50 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, I had my first therapy session for the issues caused by trying to please my overbearing, paranoid, self-centred mother. The first thing she did after we started driving home? Ranting at me and demanding to know if I'd been "talking shit" about her to my therapist FML

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Webslinger66 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:32

You are beautiful. No matter what they say!! You now owe me $50

ALlamaOnFire 20

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:32

Ditch that bitch.

Comments

MainPrism 16

Wednesday 14 March 2012 0:49

Well, its better than he/she quoting Brittney Spears songs

desireev 17

Wednesday 14 March 2012 1:06

Well that's 'dirrty'! I know you've been 'hurt' by the therapist, but no need to be a 'fighter'! Just realize that you are 'beautiful'. So go get you a 'candy man'! Trust me, it 'keeps gettin' better'! :)

HaniahAhmad 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 1:14

What a sneaky Therapist.

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 March 2012 1:21

Good thing you are British -- you didn't realize that the Star-Spangled Banner lyrics you paid a fortune for were actually ****** up.

THExistentialist 13

Wednesday 14 March 2012 3:42

but thanks to perdix, she is now aware and can proceed to start an all American lawsuit involving her therapist, Christina Aguilara, and the old guy that kicked her dog when she was a child that truly started all her therapy - seeking - problems! right? right? ....I'll just go.

M3NT5HUN 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 1:28

Refund ?

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 2:51

read a self help book

sabor_ranchero 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 2:52

She probably thought she was a 'genius' in a bottle?

nic7973 23

Wednesday 14 March 2012 3:26

hey, I'd tap Christina for $100 an hour!!!

7SeasOfRhye 1

Wednesday 14 March 2012 4:31

trust the voice within and know you are beautiful, words cant put you down. Maybe its time to walk away from your therapists. what she did was dirrty but hey, therapists cant hold us down.