Health: Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a...

By Randall - 25/01/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

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By fuckoffgramps - 24/01/2016 17:10 - United States - New Freedom

Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML

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By anonymous - 13/02/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By edgyasfuck23 - 13/05/2016 17:09 - United States - Blairsville

Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML

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By MarBlu - 23/01/2014 12:53 - United States

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By rachlette - 17/04/2015 21:47 - United States - Seattle

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Rangant 7

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:49

adult teeth = big $$$ from the tooth fairy :)

afdude87 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:48

well at least he didn't shoot you or something.

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Zodaicz 4

Friday 11 March 2011 18:03

Is your uncle Epic Beard Man? :)

AErockaholic1127 0

Friday 18 March 2011 6:25

Have a flashback of him hitting you, then quickly defend yourself

CHOCOLATE1CE 0

Friday 20 May 2011 4:02

welcome to nom bitch!

mattyboonie 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:00

pennamay 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 13:17

You'll live.

BigSchlong 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:12

**** off #3 he served for us show some gratituded espically because they arent respected as other vets are.

De_Bri 16

Tuesday 4 September 2012 16:01

C M

giggitygoo12 7

Monday 8 October 2012 23:14

And i bet this dudes name is CHARLIE!!!!

dragon8277 9

Saturday 7 September 2013 9:30

As much as it sucks for you I have to say that I think he has it worse :/

K1LLeR_PAnDa 16

Friday 21 March 2014 17:54

Sounds like PTSD

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Same thing different taste

Hangry dude

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