Health: Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a...

By Randall - 25/01/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

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By fuckoffgramps - 24/01/2016 17:10 - United States - New Freedom

Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML

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By anonymous - 13/02/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By edgyasfuck23 - 13/05/2016 17:09 - United States - Blairsville

Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML

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By MarBlu - 23/01/2014 12:53 - United States

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By rachlette - 17/04/2015 21:47 - United States - Seattle

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Rangant 7

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:49

adult teeth = big $$$ from the tooth fairy :)

afdude87 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:48

well at least he didn't shoot you or something.

Comments

MrsFail 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:49

You should thank him for his service anyway. Because of his sacrifice you don't have to go through that.

R0nBurgundy 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:57

You go to war to fight for your country. You see 6 of your closest friends blown to pieces in front of your face. You are forced to shoot a 12 year old boy when he charges you with a gun. You see rivers literally run red with blood. You watch civilians being burned alive. You see the worst horrors of war that no one could even imagine. You go home after the war and have the same reoccurring nightmare over and over and over and over. Every night you piss yourself you are so scared. But of course this doesn't matter to you . "hahahaha" it's funny to you?

epicenur 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:00

dude quit bitching cause soldiers from Vietnam hardly got any respect at all

R0nBurgundy 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:01

You go to war to fight for your country. You see 6 of your closest friends blown to pieces in front of your face. You are forced to shoot a 12 year old boy when he charges you with a gun. You see rivers literally run red with blood. You watch civilians being burned alive. You see the worst horrors of war that no one could even imagine. You go home after the war and have the same reoccurring nightmare over and over and over and over. Every night you piss yourself you are so scarred. But of course this doesn't matter to you . "hahahaha" it's funny to you?

gsxxerr 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:30

my uncle had a flashback 2 years ago and stabbed me, twice WITH the knife my grandfather bought him in 1968 to take to vietnam. this was all because I was working on my motorcycle and made a loud bang