Miscellaneous: Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw...

By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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katamaridamacy 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:45

I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.

o3o 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:48

I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T

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RazorFox16 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 8:09

uhm... while I know that most people are talking about the vegetarians/vegans that don't eat meat/animal products for moral reasons.... some vegetarians don't eat meat because it hurts their stomach(like me. only meat that doesn't is fish). So some people don't really have a choice. But I do agree that your housemate didn't have the right to do that. He may have his beliefs, but he didn't have to do that. Especially without asking.

Evita53 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:20

I wouldve beaten the crap out of them or said "no what I'm gonna do to you is murder!"

Enoch134 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:37

wow that veg guy a dumbass not only did the animals that died to make those this die in vein but now u have to kill more to replace them fyl for his ignorence and fml for my spelling

VacuumNinja 0

Friday 5 February 2010 18:26

I know it sounds like I'm generalizing overly quick, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of the vegetarians I know have tried the "Waaah waaah, meat is murder" guilt-trip bullshit on me at one time or another. Correct response? "Why do you think humans have canine teeth, dipshit? To bite through a tough stalk of celery? **** you." That gets 'em quiet real fast. :]

hapylordofdeath9 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:17

vegetarians ruin everything!

annabeee 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 4:07

OP shouldn't have had to tell his room mate not to throw away the meat; that was an obnoxious, rude thing to do. if i were OP, i'd flip every shit in my body like nobody's business, then force feed him some ham.

samuelmartin 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:43

ouch! filey minio however you spell it tastes so good!

akkimber 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:28

kill the bastard. if h hates meat tell him to suck some. there are three kinds of vegetarians in this world: Gay guys, women, and cows. cows started this shit.

akkimber 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:35

#375: STFU or I will hunt you down and feed you to a ******* cow. then I'll eat the cow. and vegan diets kill plants and really I'd bet that there are less plant specis in the world than any edible insect or animal on earth. meat is the shit.